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Post by Teh Xigbar on Aug 5, 2007 21:51:11 GMT -5
"Good. Don't want anybody jailed cuz of you. Well, if you are so sure of this, pick one." He smirked at Roxas. He potentially had him where he wanted him. This was going to be fun.
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Post by Teh Roxas .:* on Aug 5, 2007 22:06:07 GMT -5
Roxas looked up from the window, surprised that he actually was given the chance to prove himself. "Fine, I will!" He scanned the crowds of people for a few minutes, and finally spotted a lone girl, who looked around his age, walking slowly down the sidewalk. He pointed to her out the window. "I'll show you that I can get her easily! Heck, I could do it with my hands tied and my eyes closed!"
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Post by Teh Xigbar on Aug 5, 2007 22:10:20 GMT -5
Xigbar smiled. "If you say so, kid." He then used space to close Roxas's eyes, and keep his hands behind his back. "Go get her, kid." He gave Roxas a slight push in the right direction, smirking.
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Post by Teh Roxas .:* on Aug 5, 2007 22:24:20 GMT -5
Roxas saw everything around him suddenly go black and his hands became stuck behind his back. As he was being pushed from the van he shouted back, "XIGBAR! I didn't mean literally!!" He stopped in the middle of the sidewalk and moved his head around. The girl had stopped when the van stopped, so maybe she saw him now? He had no idea... He cautiously walked forward, actually toward the girl, tripped on a crack in the sidewalk, and practically flung himself on her. Suddenly he heard her shout, "RAPE", and he was pushed back. "No, no! I didn't know you were there!" She ran off down the sidewalk yelling as she went.. "Damn it..."
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Post by Teh Xigbar on Aug 5, 2007 22:27:41 GMT -5
Xigbar. Laughed. His. Head. Off. This was so awesome! He had just witnessed Roxas 'RAPE' a girl. Oh how he was going to use this. ... He forgot about the card. Ah well. "Good going, she's head over heels for you." There was definite sarcasm in his tone. He then opened Roxas's eyes and released his hands. "Hey, Roxas, y'think she needs anything to make her better?" He then played the tape, turning it to maximum volume. A few people turned their heads. The desired effect.
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Post by Teh Roxas .:* on Aug 5, 2007 22:31:56 GMT -5
Roxas turned back toward Xigbar, his hands in fists down at his sides and his face bright red. "Hey! What about the card!?!?" He held up the little piece of paper and waved it around. Xigbar wasn't following his promise... He trudged back to the van, jumped in and slammed the door shut. "Great..." he mumbled. "Oh hey Roxas, what'd you do today? Oh hey Axel, I raped a girl!" He was role playing out loud, trying to take out his anger in another way beside launching himself at number II. If Xigbar wouldn't have done a thing, he would've gotten that girl so easy... But now her and everyone on the block thought he was a rapist...
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Post by Teh Xigbar on Aug 5, 2007 22:34:33 GMT -5
"Roxas, you DO know you haven't said that you're officially going to start using it today, right?" Xigbar sighed. "Roxas, you HAD to have known I'd so something like THAT. Seriously." He shrugged, and continued down the road. "Interesting story. Nice conversation to have with Axel. Hope he doesn't think you're into those things. Pyroboy's a bit on the insane side."
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Post by Teh Roxas .:* on Aug 5, 2007 22:44:57 GMT -5
Roxas grumbled, feeling the public humiliation finally set in. "Well I say that it starts working RIGHT THIS SECOND!" He should've known that Xigbar had a few tricks up his sleeves. He narrowed his eyes and glared at the Nobody beside him, Axel was not insane. "Yeah, us insane people have to stick together..." Then he grinned, "Ain't that right, buddy?"
( I g2g, see ya later! )
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Post by Teh Xigbar on Aug 5, 2007 22:51:46 GMT -5
"You're damn right." Xigbar nodded, and smirked. "Okay, kid, it'll start working. One week, kid, one week. It'll give me a long time to devise the ultimate prank." He smirked to himself, shifted his gaze back to the road, and kept driving. "And, kid, you don't KNOW how insane Axel can get."
(Seeya!)
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Post by Teh Roxas .:* on Aug 6, 2007 22:48:58 GMT -5
"Oh really? How insane can he get?" Roxas had hung around the pyro for as long as he had been part of the Organization and not once had he seen Axel go insane. Hmm... Maybe his flaming personality helped him get girls? Axel always seemed to have enough charm to attract females like magnets and Roxas, sadly, did not seem to have that kind of attraction, thanks to Xigbar.
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Post by Teh Xigbar on Aug 6, 2007 22:53:43 GMT -5
"Kid. You seriously don't want to know. Rumors have it that he ... Erm... 'Did it' with Powderpuff. Ask him about it. I wanna know whether he did or not." He continued driving, painfully. Thanks to Roxas, he now had a mental picture. Needless to say, his brain might've gone blind.
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Post by Teh Roxas .:* on Aug 6, 2007 22:58:12 GMT -5
Roxas' expression suddenly went blank ( like it usually does in weird situations ), and he sat completely still. Axel...did...what? WITH WHO? His brain couldn't even comprehend such a thing, it couldn't even create a mental picture of it! "But... I thought Axel loved me?" Roxas looked over at Xigbar with large, round eyes.
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Post by Teh Xigbar on Aug 6, 2007 23:00:39 GMT -5
"MAN WHAT, JAILBAIT!?" He whipped around to look at Roxas, accidentally turning the wheel and crashing into a pole. "...Hehe... Whoops." He then proceeded to manipulate space so they were driving. But twenty feet in the air. "Anyways, as I was saying, MAN WHAT, JAILBAIT!?"
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