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Post by Teh Roxas .:* on Aug 5, 2007 19:55:05 GMT -5
Roxas was suddenly in the small metal seat of a shopping cart. He squirmed around and tried to free himself, but the space was way too tight. Sighing irritably, he looked up to see Xigbar, of course, standing there with an amused grin slapped on his face. Number XIII crossed his arms and looked as if he were pouting. There was no use fighting because as soon as he got himself out, he'd be warped back...
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Post by Teh Xigbar on Aug 5, 2007 20:11:16 GMT -5
Aww. Oh wait... What was that last thing? He then played the tape, again, certainly much to Roxas's dismay. "Oh. I thought so." With that, he warped a pack of tampons on top of Roxas's head. Using space, he made it stay there. Xigbar chuckled. What did you expect? He's Xigbar.
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Post by Teh Roxas .:* on Aug 5, 2007 20:24:17 GMT -5
Roxas tugged violently at the box, trying desperately to removed it from his head. Why was he always the one who was tormented? Would Xigbar force him to buy them as well? Giving up, he sat still once again with the pout on his face. He turned around and began rummaging through the contents of the cart, then pulled up a box which wasn't on the list. "Heh, what are these?" A big grin crossed his face. What did Xigbar need condoms for? Roxas wouldn't let himself be the only laughing stock in the store...
( I don't know what the maturity level of this place is, so if I go over board, stop me please... x3 )
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Post by Teh Xigbar on Aug 5, 2007 20:28:37 GMT -5
"Oh. Those. Powderpuff pulled me aside and told me to get 'em or else he was gonna poke my other eye out in my sleep. And I really don't want to be blind." HE sure didn't need them, but someone else did. He just wanted to blame it on Marluxia, because that's what he always does. "What's worse, he was serious. I seriously think he and Larxene's rooms should really be separated. ... Sorry for more mind scarring, kid." Xigbar shrugged.
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Post by Teh Roxas .:* on Aug 5, 2007 20:34:05 GMT -5
Roxas burst out laughing. Marly and Larxy? HA, how funny. "WHAT? HA! Powerpuff and the Queen of Nails? Yeah right!" He continued laughing as hard as he could, the thought was just too funny to bare. He looked at the box again and burst out laughing again after he read 'Extra Large'. "I really don't think he's gonna need these!" Roxas tossed the box back into the cart.
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Post by Teh Xigbar on Aug 5, 2007 20:38:24 GMT -5
Xigbar grinned. "You're good." Xigbar nodded, satisfied that he might have corrupted poor Roxas. Ah well.
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Post by Teh Roxas .:* on Aug 5, 2007 20:41:47 GMT -5
Roxas sat contently in the seat and looked at all the items that when by as the cart moved. He then spotted a large box of Sea-Salt Ice Cream that was on sale and reached out, trying to grab it. The box of tampons moved with him, to his dismay, but he hardly noticed it now. "Xig, we neeed these!" He pointed to the ice cream, chibi eyes on his face.
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Post by Teh Xigbar on Aug 5, 2007 20:44:29 GMT -5
"Hm? Oooh, I heard that stuff is good." He proceeded to get too many boxes, but seriously. Like he cared. "That good enough? I know all the others are gonna be swarming this. 'Cept for Vixen. I dunno if he's lactose intolerant or not. And Mansex. Dunno if he eats things that are sweet. Or if he eats at all. Y'know, he could be like a vampire or something, he's so reclusive. If so, I'll just laugh at both of them." He shrugged.
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Post by Teh Roxas .:* on Aug 5, 2007 21:09:56 GMT -5
Roxas hugged a box tightly, removing one ice cream bar and began eating it. "I hear Mansex is on a diet, ya know, has to look his sexiest." Number XIII was quiet happy with himself and could never imagine going on a diet. He was already down right as sexy as they got, poor Xigbar... He must feel so degraded around the blonde. ( ) "Are we done yet??" he complained. The cart was getting very uncomfortable...
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Post by Teh Xigbar on Aug 5, 2007 21:14:53 GMT -5
"Mm. Most members are sexy. 'Cept Powderpuff, Bugette, and Mansex. And Stabby. And Vixen. And Rockhead, Emoboy, Sex, Pyroboy, Mulletboy, and The Addict, and you, Jailbait. Hm. Guess there weren't as many sexy people in the Organization as I thought." He shrugged. He just mentioned everyone in the Organization, except him, by nickname. Wow. he then pulled into the checkout aisle, handed the cashier blatantly more munny than was needed, and walked out. He probably just wasted five thousand munny there. Yet, he forgot to remove Roxas.
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Post by Teh Roxas .:* on Aug 5, 2007 21:27:50 GMT -5
"And you, Captain Laserpants! But see, no one in this Organization is as sexy as myself," he stated simply. As Xigbar pushed the cart out of the store, Roxas squirmed more and more in the metal seat. The stupid bar was very painful and every time he slouched pain shot up through his spine. "Umm, a little help here?"
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Post by Teh Xigbar on Aug 5, 2007 21:30:32 GMT -5
"Captain Laserpants, eh, Jailbait? Observe." He then walked over to an unsuspecting woman. "Want to stroke my hair?" He then lte his hair out, and it did that whole 'whoosh' thing. The woman giggled, did so, and Xigbar walked off. "There's how you get ladies. You go date kiddies your age." He then warped Roxas back into the van, warped the groceries to the van, and drove off.
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Post by Teh Roxas .:* on Aug 5, 2007 21:37:25 GMT -5
"Hey I can get girls just as easy as you can! You just didn't give me a chance!" He continued eating the sea-salt ice cream, grumbling to himself every so often. How could girls fall over a guy with gray hair, an eye patch, and face scars? To him, even though he wasn't a girl, it didn't seem very attractive.
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Post by Teh Xigbar on Aug 5, 2007 21:39:35 GMT -5
"Suuuuure you can. What would you tell them? You're a midget?" He rolled his eye and started the van, pulling out of the Wal Mart driveway. "Seriously kid, that never works considering you sound like a kid."
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Post by Teh Roxas .:* on Aug 5, 2007 21:45:43 GMT -5
"Like you said, I can get girls my age!" Roxas was becoming a bit annoyed with Xigbar's remarks, but he dealt with it. Not much of it was out of the normal daily routine anyway. He kept his eyes glue to the window and peered around at all the people who walked by. It looked like a nice day considering everyone was in shorts and cool, summer clothes while he was stuck in a stupid black robe, thing.
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