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Post by Teh Xigbar on Aug 4, 2007 22:34:59 GMT -5
Xigbar drove down the streets, heading to a local Wal-Mart. 'Course, everyone had to warp here, and steal a van, but did it matter to the Organization? They just told then who they were, and he handed the van right over. Cool. The Organization is even known here. Xigbar knew nothing whatsoever of the mafia. It was evident. Number two made sure that the air conditioning was on, it was damn hot out. He was sure SOMEONE would start to complain. Oh well. He'd shoot someone if they got on his nerves. But in the arm. Can't kill 'em. Xigbar smirked to himself as he blasted music on the radio.
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Post by Teh Roxas .:* on Aug 4, 2007 23:10:55 GMT -5
Roxas was in the passenger seat, holding his head up with a gloved hand. He sighed and continued to stare out of the window. "You have the list, right?" he asked number II beside him.
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Post by Teh Xigbar on Aug 4, 2007 23:17:18 GMT -5
He blinked, then looked to Roxas. "I thought you had the list." Xigbar frowned. If this was some type of joke, it wasn't going to work. He warped the list into his hands. "Ah. Better. ..." He started reading it. More like reading OFF it. "Salad. Lots and lots of salad. What, is Stabbity gonna cut up a lunch for him and Powderpuff? Geez, I didn't think they... Y'know..." He looked to Roxas. "Kid, you're too young to hear this. Sorry for the potential mind-scarring." Xigbar shrugged and passed the list to Roxas, and continued down the road.
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Post by Teh Roxas .:* on Aug 4, 2007 23:22:29 GMT -5
Roxas rolled his eyes. Just because he was the youngest member of the Organization, didn't mean he had no idea what 'things' were. He heard plenty of Marly's speeches...
He looked at the list and read it up and down. Normal groceries, well as normal as they could get. But something made him turn the paper over... There was one last thing written on the back... His eyes grew wide and he reread it many times, trying to make sure he wasn't mistaken. "Umm... Larxene needs something... And I'm NOT getting it..."
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Post by Teh Xigbar on Aug 4, 2007 23:28:12 GMT -5
This got Xigbar's attention. He quickly snatched the list, scanning it for what Larxene needs. He saw it, and then gave it back to Roxas. "Say it. I'll give you a free 'no Xigbar pranks for a week' card. I'm serious." He then warped the mentioned card into his hand and twirled it about. There's a card for that? Apparently. Ah well, better for them.
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Post by Teh Roxas .:* on Aug 4, 2007 23:36:32 GMT -5
"Why can't you say it?? Can't you read?" The no pranks for a week sounded awful good... But it seemed like Xigbar was just trying to pull another prank by getting Roxas to say something that guys never needed to tamper with. He slunked down into the seat and mumbled a few words. "She...needs...tampons..." The last word was carefully mumbled, and almost inaudible, but after it was said he snatched up the card. "Thanks Xig!"
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Post by Teh Xigbar on Aug 4, 2007 23:39:39 GMT -5
"Up-up-up, Waaait there, kid. I can't hear you. See, I don't have extra hearing ability. I have normal. I dunno about you, but I can't hear THAT." He warped the card back into his hand. "Say it so I can hear you and I'll give this to you. And, as an added bonus, I'll personally shoot whoever laughs at you for saying it." This was just too good. HE was getting something out of this as well. Unluckily for Roxas, he had warped a tape recorder and had it in his pocket. He made pressure around it to hit the record button, making no noise. How he was going to enjoy this, he managed to suppress a smirk.
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Post by Teh Roxas .:* on Aug 4, 2007 23:44:18 GMT -5
"She needs TAMPONS!" he yelled in number II's face. He knew there was no escaping his fate, so he just got it over with as quickly as he could. Crossing his arms, he awaited the card, sort of proud of his accomplishment.
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Post by Teh Xigbar on Aug 4, 2007 23:47:05 GMT -5
This caused The Freeshooter to burst out laughing. He handed the card to Roxas, making space click the record button once again. "Thanks, kid. You've provided me with an endless source of amusement. And you got yourself a get out of jail free for one week card. Heck, and I might even extend it. I won't know it, but I might end up extending it. Smirking to himself, and chuckling with glee, he played the tape. It was, in fact, Roxas, shouting 'She needs TAMPONS!'. "Ooooh, god, I'm never getting rid of this thing. Thanks, Roxas."
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Post by Teh Roxas .:* on Aug 4, 2007 23:50:12 GMT -5
Roxas remained very still in his seat, holding his card with two hands and staring blankly ahead. Without warning, he lept at Xigbar, unleashing a held in wrath. "JUST WAIT XIGBAR! YOU'LL GET YOURS!" He knew he'd be interfering with the driving, but they were almost at Wal-Mart anyway, so if they crashed, it wouldn't be a far walk. ( xD ) Roxas tugged at Xigbar, trying to rip the tape from him.
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Post by Teh Xigbar on Aug 4, 2007 23:54:13 GMT -5
Xigbar simply used space to keep Roxas back in his seat, swerving a bit. "Woah, woah, woaah, Xaldin, hold up till we get to Wal-Mart, kay?" Like he had a choice anyway. He smirked, playing it again, mouthing out the words.
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Post by Teh Roxas .:* on Aug 4, 2007 23:59:19 GMT -5
Roxas continued to try tearing through the space, his arms flailing about. He then saw the Wal-Mart come into view and slowly calmed down. He'd get back at number II later...
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Post by Teh Xigbar on Aug 5, 2007 0:02:22 GMT -5
"See? You can wait for Wal-Mart." He pulled into the parking lot, and got out of the car, and pretended he was a lot older than he was. He put a hand to his lower back, and hunched over slightly. Just for effect, he played it one more time. Nobody noticed. He then released the space hold on Roxas. "Alright."
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Post by Teh Roxas .:* on Aug 5, 2007 19:16:10 GMT -5
Roxas raised a brow and shook his head slightly. Xigbar was definitely one strange Nobody... He followed him into the store, however, and chucked the list at him. "Umm... I'll just be going over here now..." he began walking off, remembering some of the items on the front side of the list.
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Post by Teh Xigbar on Aug 5, 2007 19:21:00 GMT -5
"Kay. Seeya Roxas." Xigbar then got a carriage and leaned on it. Then, uncaring whether or not anybody saw him, he warped all he needed into the carriage. And some extras. Like donuts. Lots of donuts. God knows they needed them. He also got other various sweets, because the Organization can never get sugar high enough. He then warped Roxas into the baby seat, that is ALWAYS there, in any generic carriage. He grinned, amusedly, as Roxas. "Hi there."
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