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Post by Teh Saix on Nov 29, 2007 1:19:13 GMT -5
This castle was so boring. Xakien had decided this earlier this morning, when said geisha was singing. Saix had promptly told the neko to 'shut up'. Spoil sport, just because he couldn't sing, doesn't mean that he should stop others too.
Sometimes Saix can be a bit too up himself. And once again, Xay thanked kami for mental speech. Well, it was time to find some fun. Singing loudly, she wandered the halls in search of a singing partner. Maybe Zexion would allow Xaeln sing with her.
"Sailing, sailing, jumping off the railing, drinking drinking, till the ship is sinking...."
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Post by Teh Zexion on Dec 1, 2007 11:46:05 GMT -5
Bare feet pattered against the colourless floor as Xaeln, hair (Which today was dyed an interesting shade of cobalt) pulled up in a messy pony tail. Zexion had grown tired of her hard descision between hot pink and cobalt for her latest hair colour, and had abandonned the young girl. The cheek!
She had spent the last ten minutes searching for the Schemer, just so she could set a few giant pieces of bacon (Which, though a dillusion, were still not to be reckoned with) on him.
It was then that she noticed Xakien, heading in her direction, singing at a loud volume.
Yes! Someone fun!
"Xakien!" she called, grinning cheerily as she picked up her pace in order to reach the Nobody quicker. "GUESS WHAT! Zexy left me! SO NOW I CAN BLOW STUFF UP," she announced, looking extremely pleased with the fact.
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Post by Teh Saix on Dec 1, 2007 23:08:37 GMT -5
Xakien stopped singing to look at the girl in front of her.
Hm. I guess she doesn't want to - WHAT?!
"Blow up stuff?" The Neko's tail twitched. Well, now there's a way to get back at Saix... and have great fun in doing it. Xay grinned as she pinned her skirt up so it was short enough to run in.
"Okay then. Count me in. But we'd have to be quiet about it." Her soft voice was filled with cheeky intent.
"I have access to Saix's lab. Is there anything you might need from there?"
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Post by Teh Zexion on Dec 2, 2007 4:44:45 GMT -5
Xaeln smiled. "Alrighty. If you can get it, some dodecanoyl peroxide, acetylene, Urea nitrate, trinitroanisole and succinic peroxide. Yup. That should make a fair explosion," she nodded thoughtfully, a mischievious glint dancing in her eyes.
Beaming, she added, "We should make sure to pay special attention to the mad scientist labs."
By this she meant Zexy, Saixy and Vexy, mostly. True, she hadn't met Vexen yet but he sounded like a crazy mad scientist. Zexion hadn't been a very nice big brother, so he had it coming. And Saix... Well, for just being Saix, really.
"'Kay," the neophyte said, rubbing her gloved hands together in anticipation. "While you get the stuff, Xay, I'll go get some bacon."
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Post by Teh Saix on Dec 2, 2007 6:57:41 GMT -5
(OOC: I haven't a clue what they are... but for the sake of this thread I'll pretend I do.)
Xay nodded, frowning at the fact she would have to steal the keys first, seeing as all of said chemicals were locked away for safe keeping.
Tch. Safe keeping all right, the key is only behind his bed... Bed? Oh kami. Saix is asleep. Grand. Something was bothering her though. Xay scratched her head and her stomach grumbled. Oh, that's right.
"What do you need bacon for?"
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Post by Teh Zexion on Dec 2, 2007 13:26:56 GMT -5
(OOC:: Me neither. I just searched 'Explosive Chemicals' online and this is what came up ^^.)
"Oh, I just need to make them alive so they can sought out Zexion's brains," she said simply, glancing at the watch strapped to her wrist. "I've always used muffins and deserts, you see, and I'm thinking it would be healthy to switch to breakfast ingedients now, so as to keep a variety. Well, OK. I'll only be at the kitchen for a second, so I can come back and help you find all the chemicals you need. Or, y'know, we could just grab anything that looks sneaky and explosive-y," she said as an afterthought.
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Post by Teh Saix on Dec 3, 2007 1:30:31 GMT -5
(OOC: Hey... where did you get that siggy from? Just curious...)
Xay just shook her head. Xaeln was weird, but that was okay.
"Right then. I'll get the stuff. Saix will probably catch me and do unmentionables to me as a punishment but that's okay. I'll just push him out the window. I wonder if he can fly?"
Xay set off to find the keys in the room she stayed in with her keeper.
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Post by Teh Zexion on Dec 3, 2007 13:55:19 GMT -5
(OOC: I made it =B If you like it, I can make you one sometime xD)
"If Saix gets aggressive, we'll just have to castrate him, right?" she smiled simply, tucking a strand of cobalt behind her ear. "See you in a second, then," she grinned, spinning on her heel in the opposite direction. As she continued toward the kitchen, she couldn't help but ponder if Saix really could fly.
Xaldin can, can't he? What if Xay and I push him off a bridge or something...?
The idea had captured the neophyte's imagination, and before she knew it, she was in the kitchen. She reached into the fridge, grabbing to packs of bacon. "Excellent," she said under her breath, tipping the contents of the packets onto the kitchen counter.
"That's not hygienic," stated a certain schemer from the doorway, one visible eyebrow raised.
Xaeln turned and smiled. "Oh, hello, Zexy," she said brightly. "I've been looking for y--" "WANNA SEE SOMETHING REALLY REALLY NEAT!?"
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Post by Teh Saix on Dec 4, 2007 2:20:26 GMT -5
(OOC: HOMAHGAWD! I know you! You're Namine from my other RP, right? She made one for Zexy in Chaotic Depths...)
Meanwhile in Saix's room, things aren't going quite as they planned...
"What the heck do you need the keys for?" Xay looked at him with a levelled glare.
"Do you want me to sing?" Startled yellow eyes widened as their owner shook his head rapidly.
"No, no! Here take it! Let me sleep in peace!" Saix shoved the keys into te Neko's hand then slammed the door.
"Well. I guess he won't be going to the lab for a while." With that, Xay headed off to the Berserker's lab, singing merrily.
"Maybe, some pretty girls are in your world..."
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Post by Teh Zexion on Dec 4, 2007 2:52:50 GMT -5
(OOC: Yep, that's me =P. Wait, so who do you play?)
Xaeln was rather satisfied with that she had unleashed, even more so by the scene in front of her. One can only take so much insanity before bursting out laughing.
"Oh, you find this comical!?" snapped Zexion, pausing his little bacon-fight long enough to chide the girl. She nodded feebly. "Oh, very," she giggled, twirling a strand of cobalt around her finger. "XAELN! GET RID OF THESE, DAMNIT!" he shouted as a few more appeared, seemingly on their own accord.
"Alright," she sighed, convinced she had enough control to do so. When she gently flexed her fingers at the overly sized pieces of bacon, there seemed to be no reaction. "GOSHDAMNIT." "XAELN!"
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Post by Teh Saix on Dec 5, 2007 0:44:50 GMT -5
(OOC: Me? I be Roxas and Rinaxar.)
"I'm baa~aack!" Xay came prancing into the kitchen, arms around a big bag full of kami-knows-waht. Upon seeing the misfortune of our lovely Schemer, however, she halted. Stared. Then promptly burst out laughing, dropping the bag as she did so. Thank Kami that the bag was shock-proof.
"Waaahaaaa! What the hell happened here?!" Xay laughed harder, if that was possible, seeing as she was already laughing hard enough to severely damage something inside of her.
Seriously, since when do you see bacon flying around and attacking the Schemer of all people. Xay suddenly decided that she liked Xaeln.
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Post by Teh Zexion on Dec 5, 2007 2:52:01 GMT -5
(OOC: Coo' =P)
Xaeln laughed slightly, eyes flickering towards Xay before back to the menacing bacon. There was something wrong with that statement. However, she forced herself to concentrate, concentrate on destroying these demonically posessed scraps of bacon...
She couldn't help but laugh. Who honestly said that in a normal day? Seriously?
'Not now, Oliver! I have to save the world from giant BACON!' she thought in a masculine voice, snickering quietly.
"Xaeln," snapped Zexion. "Go. Get. Help."
She looked helpless for a moment. "FINE," she glared, reaching out and tearing a piece of bacon. She didn't notice it screaming as she popped the meat into her mouth.
When she looked up, however, it seeped in. Hand flying up in the air, she announced, "I HAVE AN IDEA." "Oh, hurrah, we are saved.
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Post by Teh Saix on Dec 5, 2007 6:04:31 GMT -5
Xay blinked. Ew. Did she just eat that?
"Xaeln. You don't really know where that's been, or what's in it. Maybe you shouldn't eat it." Xay scratched her head, childishly tilted at an angle.
Xay scooped up the bag of explosives and pulled out a bottle.
"Could we blow them up?"
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Post by Teh Zexion on Dec 5, 2007 15:19:03 GMT -5
"No, no," she said airily, "It's fully cooked, Xay. Evil bacon flavour. Swear."
Dark eyes surveyed the potentially explosive chemicals in her hand warily. "You wouldn't want to do that," she pointed out.
"She's right," admitted Zexion grugingly, while the pieces of bacon were distracted by their missing anatomy and such. His eyes quickly drifted over the chemicals. "Those chemicals could result in catastrophic destruction. The whole castle, nevermind these...things, will be blown to oblivion, and the fa--"
"ALRIGHTY," interrupted Xaeln, looking annoyed. "No need to get technical, love. I know what I'm chatting about, 'kay? I'm not retarded." "Sending pieces of bacon on an elder member of the Organization, who, by the way, has every right to send you packing, is an excellent display of idiocy," he retorted. "K. To problems with that. One, you're like my big brother or something, so you'd never do that to me. And two, I set bacon on you 'cause you ditched me," she glared.
Inspiration struck instantly. Something that always managed to boil Larxene hit Zexion like her element and he smirked. Even without emotions, he knew Xaeln would be irritated at least somewhat. "PMS, much?" "Why you--!" Xaeln swung her leg out at Zexion but missed, kicking a rather large hole into the bacon, who abruptly screamed in pain.
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Post by Teh Saix on Dec 6, 2007 0:58:34 GMT -5
Xakien merely sighed. That was a pretty touchy subject between girls. Pretty low, Zexion, pretty god be damned low.
"Hm. Are you two finished with your petty fighting? Because I'm sure we don't want what's left of you evil army of bacon leaving like the rest just did." Xay pointed behind her as two more bits of bacon ran, er, floated out.
"Well? Are you going to catch them or wait for the Superior to find out?"
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