Teh Zexion
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Post by Teh Zexion on Dec 6, 2007 2:44:22 GMT -5
Xaeln beamed. "I know what I'm doing," she told Xakien, taking aim for another kick. A huge chunk of bacon went flying. "K," she smiled softly, arching her head to one side childishly. "You're starting to annoy me now."
A ferocious snarl erupted from the last bacon's deformed mouth. Xaeln reached out with a firm grasp and took hold of the bacon's arm first. She slowly crushed it between her fingers, until it was nothing more than crumbs.
"I'm going to crush it to death," she told Xakien matter-of-factly.
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Post by Teh Saix on Dec 7, 2007 1:20:50 GMT -5
Xay shrugged. Childish, perhaps but it might work. Xay reached out and snagged a few trying to sneak past, crushing them as Xaeln did.
Well, this will be fun. Xay disappeared, racing off to catch some bacon. This wasn't something she wanted Saix to see, he might blame her for this.
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Teh Zexion
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Post by Teh Zexion on Dec 8, 2007 7:33:41 GMT -5
Zexion rolled his eyes at the sight before him. "You're extremely childish. Both of you," he muttered lowly, a small frown on his delicately sculpted lips. The bacons were dying, definitely, but wasn't there a quicker, or more humane way to do it?
Xaeln rolled her eyes. "And you're getting old. So start learnin' to live, Zexy," she said cheerily, squishing a a few fragments of bacon into dust on the ground.
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Post by Teh Saix on Dec 8, 2007 8:01:11 GMT -5
Xay frowned as she reappeared, clutching an armful of bacon, which was squirming and trying to get free. Slamming the door behind her, she release all of them. Chaos insued. Pots and pans were knocked over, fruit bowls were up turned and the frigde was raided, the contents on the ground. Xay grabbed a bit of bacon that flew past and smiled.
Not a happy one. Nor a sad one. It was one of those, 'I-am-going-to-hurt-you-and-have-fun-in-doing-so' smiles. And it was directed at Zexion.
Poor guy.
Xay stepped forward and grabbed said Schemer by the hood of his jacket.
"Here comes the train..." And she rammed the bacon into his mouth, making sure he swallowed before letting go. Smiling again, this time a deranged, crazed-lunatic smile, she grabbed a hammer from the drawer and began to whack it on top of any bacon that passed by, venting left over anger.
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Teh Zexion
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Post by Teh Zexion on Dec 8, 2007 15:13:22 GMT -5
Zexion let out a low, disgusted moan as wriggling, tiny pieces of bacon sank down his throat. I-I think I'm going to be sick...
There was no pressing issue with bacon, I assure you. No, no, it was rather the knowledge that what Xakien had just rammed into his mouth was live. Suddenly, the schemer wanted to swear. Profusely. But he didn't. Zexion was more of a schemer, really. He aimed a small glare, accompanied with a small, cold smile at Xakien which caused even Xaeln to stop to watch.
"What a mess, Xakien. I'm afraid I'll have to alert Saix of your doings..." he trailed off, looking smug.
Xaeln rolled her eyes. Xakien wouldn't cave to that. ...Would she?
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Post by Teh Saix on Dec 9, 2007 3:32:39 GMT -5
Xakien blinked. Then smiled. And you called me a child...
"Oh. Are you, really? Because, um, that would be childish and you have to have a death wish first."
Xay smiled again, bobbing her head merrily as if listening to music. Xay really didn't care about Saix, he may be the boss, but she had the firepower to stop that. A few hundred munny here, some sake there, and Saix would never speak, nor touch, her again for a month. That, and the fact that Saix tended to blame her misdoings on whoever reported it. He'd yell at them for a bit, try to kill them perhaps, until she showed up. The Beserker then had a go at her. Really, it all just went in one ear and out the other.
"Hm. The whole 'I'm going to tell on you because I am a tattle-tale' seems very childish to me, and not very intelligent. I mean, come on, a kid could think of that." Satisfied she made her point, Xay went back to squishing bacon, stowing one in her pocket for Zexion to eat later.
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Teh Zexion
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Post by Teh Zexion on Dec 9, 2007 6:12:36 GMT -5
Xaeln cheered. "YOU JUST GOT OWNED!" she yelled, pointing in Zexion's direction. Laughing gleefully, she jumped on a rather large piece of bacon.
Zexion didn't reply, instead grumbling incoherently about, "No respect," and "Should learn to disipline that brat of his."
Of course, Zexion had a hard time keeping Xaeln under control as well, but that was Xaeln. Xakien wasn't as bad as the little brat. Right?
"I think we should blow up Vexen's lab," announced Xaeln, nodding. "He twitches a lot. It's weird."
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Post by Teh Saix on Dec 10, 2007 7:46:30 GMT -5
Xay turned around at the strange comment that came from her new-found friend. She blinked. Doubling over and holding the counter for support, Xay collasped into a fit of laughter. It was a sweet, fluting laugh.
"What in Kingdom Hearts happened here?" Saix had come into the kitchen for a snack and what he saw here was... a little disturbing. Bits of flying bacon, Xaeln squishing them, and the Schemer looking like he was about to chuck.
"Xay..."
"I had nothing to do with this and if you say I do, I will make sure you will never attend another party again." Was the Neko's immediate reply. Saix grumbled. Sometimes Xay had more control over him, when really it should be vice-versa. Oh well.
"Very well then, I shall leave you to your... bacon wrestling." And with that, the very confused Berserker left. Xay clapped her hands in delight.
"Right, are we going to... We should let the bacon in his lab first before blowing it up. Two birds with one stone, I say."
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Post by Teh Xigbar on Dec 19, 2007 19:52:43 GMT -5
Xigbar quickly appeared behind Xaeln.
"BOO." He said, not intending to be scary at all. Just Xigbar.
"So, I heard you were talking about explosions." He said it innocently, like nothing was wrong in the world, but in reality, he was warping away his tape recorder right now. He knew it would be ironic, but it didn't matter. He was XIGBAR.
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Post by Teh Saix on Dec 21, 2007 4:05:06 GMT -5
Xay looked at the newest member and groaned. Xigbar. This plan is about to become a rocket to the nearest moon, which would probably be Kingdom Hearts.
"Hmmm.... I'm thinking... Did I say that?" Xay loved playing hard-to-get when it came to Xigbar. If he wanted some insight into the game, he'd have to win it first.
"I'm not sure I did. Care to help me remember?"
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Post by Teh Xigbar on Dec 22, 2007 13:22:11 GMT -5
"No. You didn't. She did." Xigbar motioned towards Xaeln, blinking.
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Teh Zexion
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Post by Teh Zexion on Dec 23, 2007 4:44:11 GMT -5
Xaeln grinned. "Yes. Yes, I did," she agreed, glancing at Xakien. "But the mutant bacon... It's got to go, first. We're gonna bomb them all."
"Now you know that'd be stupid, even more so than...Jumping on the things..." "Yeah, so?"
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Post by Teh Saix on Dec 23, 2007 6:09:18 GMT -5
"Hm." Xay shrugged. "So she did." Xay reached into her pocket and pulled out a crumpled, forlorn looking piece of bacon and, once again, jammed it down the poor Schemer's mouth.
"And don't call Xaeln stupid. I don't see you coming up with any brilliant plans to get rid of these annoying things." Xay swatted at one as it flew towards her.
"So... how are we going to get into his lab?"
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Post by Teh Xigbar on Dec 27, 2007 0:12:17 GMT -5
"Easy." Came the reply, and he simply teleported the group of them- including Zexion- into the lab. Vexen was nowhere to be found.
"Kay."
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